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Now this is one of those supposed ariel photographs that are meant to show

some kind of religious phenomenon????

 

 It looks like a photographic ariel pic of the Red Planet

 

Nothing More!!! shall I rotate it??? What! Can't see what you're seeing!!! LMAO

 This is meeeh!

 

That's a pic of a kitten I had looked after recently..... Awwh festering fleabag!!!!

 

 

Can I keep him???? NO

 

 

 

 

 

With equipment running low the powers that be decided improvisation was the key to success....

 

 

Lack of Missiles meant skills needed extra deployment

 

 

 

ET! had been delayed in AREA 51...

 

 

 

Maybe,  the imaginary arrows might work!

 

 

"Ee-ore" felt it was his uppermost duty to join the fight against Terrorism....

 

 

 

Never.... a glove compartment in these things......

 

 

Well, mine left a lot to be desired as on the Easter Sunday???

 

We had a major power cut,  it was off for about 7 hours????

 

I was wondering if it had anything to do with my NEW microwave that I purchased from Curry's

(Iranian branch) or so I'm told?

 

Must admit when the little man who for me was rather dressed weird

for my liking said his name was Ayhotollah something, and

INCIDENTALY had told me it was a FATWAH MICROWAVE

designed by Omjid Djalili and followed my relatives from the store I was somewhat, perplexed??

(I diidn't think that microwaves came with sandbags????)

 

 

However, the Salesman in-store said not to worry about the flashing lights stating Warheads Engaged!

 

To continue regardless.... and hide under the kitchen table wait for the rumbling to cease(for safety reasons of course...)

 

When I called EDF Energy they thought I was exaggerating! LIKE YOUR REPAIRS THEN EH! LOL!

 

They explained that my musing's ... I was not Omjid Djalili and that they had the

 

 wrong postcode was,

 

indeed entirely WRONG!

 

They may have hinted - I'm prone to exaggerate, that the road electrical technichan somewhat resembled Osama??

 

 

That was JUST me expressing my Blair/Bush paranoia LOL!

 

My Easter holidays HOW was your's???

 

Hope you had a Good one and fortunately for me my neighbour's helped me out!

 

Love to you Eileen & Bern and Viv....

I feel uneasy & queasy, at the way Jade's final moment's have been portayed on Reality TV.

 

Jade was a good person and I loved the fact the she had her fault's, and in her way went all out to make amends.

 

I like and liked her immensely.

 

The thing is that, I have also,  lost loved one's, who I have loved, touched, kissed and caressed, as have,  many people who are reading this.

People so dear to me,  who I miss everyday with all my heart.  If i could bring them back I so, dearly would.

 

I'm not down-playing the fact that Jade has done a lot for Cervical Smear Tests or indeed

brought her personal illness to the attention of the media, However, I feel  very uneasy about the MEDIA CIRCUS

that surrounds her demise.

 

I have a friends who have lost children, husbands, brothers etc and after many years are still grieving over the lost relative, loved one.

 

Is Max Clifford going to bring out an album of Jades final songs for the Media?

 

SWAN SONG JADE THE FINAL FAREWELL!

(all proceeds going to Jade's family and Max's 10%) of profits made.

 

Jades Wham final Greatest hits!

 

Jade the last party???

 

Jade The Death-Bed Songs?

Jade's funeral in OK magazine..... where's the decorum?

 

Jade's ashes:    Where we threw them?

 

Micheal Jackson's visit to Jade's Grave OK Exclusive!

 

REALITY STAR! - THE SUICIDE.... BECOME FAMOUS MAX CLIFFORD WILL PROMOTE!

 

DON'T TAKE OUT INSURANCE

 

Do You want to be a real halloween ghost?

 

Do you need help into the afterlife??????

 

MAX CLIFFORD HERE..... TO HELP YOU TO HEAVEN!!!!

 

(sponsored by: Paracetamol)

 

BE IMMORTAL LIVE FOREVER AS MAX CLIFFORDS Human sacrifice

 

Please.... My friend died of last year of Cancer. 

 

My former work colleague cry's herself to sleep everynight over her Son.

Who was Ten.  He died for no reason.

 

After five Years. 

 

Jaimie bulgers Mum still weeps over him?  Sarah Payne's Mum still weeps,  as do many  Brother's Father's Sister's

Family's etc.   Over lost one's.

 

People we love cherish, care about.  People we despise, hate moan about.

 

We Get BY! We cope.....

 

if you're one of the people who so far haven't lost a relative, think yourself lucky..the heartache never goes

 

 

What??

 

Don't belittle Death,

 

Don't belittle LOSS....

 

 

THANK YOU UK and Her Majesty and the Government for allowing me to express my opinion in public.

 

Thank you,  again.... Guy's & Gals Luv yah!....

 

Max Clifford  :- All I have to say to you is P*** Off!

 

 

 

 

 

I just HAD to show you this:- 

  

 

 

 

Remembering The Fallen

 

  

         

As you are all probably awareThe Lord Mayor of London’s Parade  had taken place earlier Today. 

 

I watched, and it was amazing.   Kids and Adults enjoying being recognised for the All year work that they do for people in need, having taken part a few times, many moons ago.

 

I still enjoy it.  Just to let you know people, there will be a Firework Display tonight, at Embankment. It's worth taking a look at.  That, I shall be watching just to get into the swing of things. Before Remembrance Sunday…

 

Have you bought a poppy?

Had a very strange dream the other night….

 

Well, as you’ve guessed since the experience with the lookie-likie (spoookie!)

I kind of feel something is trying to tell me I’m unique.  I can’t argue, because, well for a start, she hasn’t had the same experiences as I have or written what I have…??? see pondered the meaning of Life for all of two seconds...

 

ANYWHO! Had a very odd dream that has indicated to me that: -

 

I AM A COMMITMENT PHOBE!

 

It goes like this, I try on an engagement ring in an Exclusive Store, but it’s in three separate parts –Why THREE PARTS??

 

I slip it on to my finger reluctantly and doubtfully (I may add) it turns into a combination lock.

 

I KNOW THE COMBINATION! And I try to open it, but it changes.

 

It LOCKS the three diamonds of three separate rings join together and mould into one and lock together.

 

I can’t get it off! EVER

 

And my fiancée in my dream whose face I can’t see properly but I sort of know, who he is. 

Then says to me “you’re not supposed to”.

 

Smirking at me (I just so hate smirking.) LOL Oh yeah! It’s a re-accuring dream.

 

 

My Sis had a dream too!

 

We’ve been analysing, as I actually believe it’s scientific, as apparently, NO Two people as far as I know, really have had the same exclusive dream. They are sometimes similar but NOT EVER THE SAME.

 

Which this kind of takes us into the realm’s of spirituality.

 

I would tell love to tell you what her dream was, but it’s far to personal to divulge.  It’s an ordinary dream of feeling unsupported and searching for a change of direction.

 

Seriously, I have just very generalised.

 

Anyway the other dream I have: – Has me climbing a Mountain to it’s peak and suddenly I’m balancing at the tip of it on one foot, as it all begins to falls away around me.  And I wonder to myself if I’m going to fall. But I don’t. I wake up.

 

Guess what! I know I’m financially screwed at the moment.  I don’t need a  f**kin dream to tell me that. LOL! OH S**T! F**K & B*LL**KS!

 

I’d like to sincerely thank my subconscious for already alerting me to what I already f**king know!

 

Now,.... if you could just see a way to informing me of next weeks Lottery Numbers.

I promise to be FOREVER Grateful. LOL, LOL, Please….. I really promise, I would do good for Mankind, World Peace, Mass World Domination etc,etc….Hahhhhhhh! LMAO! The sad sorry person that I am......

 

 

 

 

 whilst surfing!  Have A GOOD DAY EVERYONE!

 

 

Well, The most Errie thing happened today, whilst I was out on adventures.  I swear I saw my own (lookie likie) and BOY! OH! BOY! Am I unnerved and a tad bit unsettled.  She smiled at me, but...  smiled, like me...WEIRD!???? LOL Wonder what SHE thought about me?? LOL

With children proceed with caution!

 

One of my best ever remarks “ Daddy why is it when you’re at work, your best friend sleeps in yours and Mummy’s Bed?”

 

It’s not the f**kin Brady Bunch….ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! LOL…LMAO!(now) 

 

But as National Mental Health Week is coming up.  I'm going to share with you what is was like to deal with a mentally ill Parent. It was one of those deep dark secrets you try to keep to yourself to stop your friends finding out. And to prevent yourself and your family being a subject of ridicule.

 

However, it doesn’t work like that. At the end of the day the only person or persons who are going to be able to help, is the immediate family.  Just let me warn, that it drains emotionally, mentally and physically.

 

Step Back, Assess Situation, Seek Advice

 

However, in my situation Third Parties involved themselves and just would not let the authorities be involved,  they exacerbated the problem.

 

There are many, many unpaid unrecognised CARER'S in Britain who on a daily basis deal with physically ill, mentally ill and mentally disabled people. They are some of our unrecognised and unsung hero's.

We don’t like to mention how mental illness can affect ordinary people or even extra-ordinary people.  But, it is indiscriminate it doesn’t have an age, colour, gender, religion, or creed.

RECOVERY

It never gets mentioned and I can say that people in the public eye have experierenced and gone forward in making aware, that it can happen to anyone. 

Sir Charles Chaplin, Kerry Katona, Peter Andre, Katie Price Andre, Billie Piper, Britney Spears and Stephen Fry to name but a few, have dealt with it in their own way. 

Kylie Minogue, has had to mentally deal with a loss through suicide, and a physically life threatening illness. 

These are some of the people whom I strongly ADMIRE!

Also, if you are one of the people that I have not mentioned, then I truly salute you.

I know of Friends who have coped, survived, loved and dealt with alone, in their own way.  Who I am unable to tell you of.

If you’re one of the people who have not had the experience of being with or around someone who’s mentally ill. 

 

Then Be Thankful

Richard C Hunter WMHDay Awards 

RICHARD C. HUNTER, DEPUTY SECRETARY GENERAL OF WFMH FROM 1983 THROUGH 2002, ENVISIONED WORLD MENTAL HEALTH DAY AS A GLOBAL AND UNIFIED EFFORT TO PROMOTE GREATER PUBLIC AWARENESS AND UNDERSTANDING OF MENTAL HEALTH AND MENTAL ILLNESS.

HIS DREAM CONTINUES TO BE REALIZED EACH YEAR ON OCTOBER 10 – NOW CELEBRATED ANNUALLY AS WORLD MENTAL HEALTH DAY IN OVER 100 COUNTRIES!

So What The Fuss - Stevie Wonder  MY HERO OK! LUV IM , I just LUV IM!

 

As I was out shopping,  met up with my neighbour, who looks after the Grandchildren.

 

Who are absolutely georgeous children!  I may add.

 

 

He said to me "Wouldn't it be good, if I was able to use an electronic

Taizer

on my Grandson...I wouldn't have to listen to his smart remarks, I'd Zap him and he'd just shut up!"

 

 

  LOL!

 

This was one of the funniest picture novels I've EVER Read!

 

And we ASKED....If you wanna know...OK!

 

The fun you could have with The Stupid Gun, "Hoodies & CHAVS" not withstanding

 

Known to be sometimes disguised as SPEED Camera's.

It may give off an eerie bright light!

You can sometimes see, even "Police Officers" standing on Public Highways with them.

Making YOU feel Stupid everytime you pass them.

 

Making you wonder why it is that, I wasn't even speeding and yet,

I feel very stupid????

 

How is it allowed????

 

You could aim it at Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Boris Johnson, Ken Livingstone, Victoria Beckham...

 

 

 

 

Secretly going for MASS World Domination and able to blackmail and undermine the general population of UK...

 

AND AMERICA!!!!!   You KNOW THIS IS REALLY very SCARY.......   

 

Nearly EVERYONE NOW knows someone who's been affected by Simon Cowells X Factor in some way.

ie:- Backing dreadful wanna-be's, Secretly hoping for Fame in front of the mirror, Watching in anticipation of the sheer stupidity of people

  

It's a conspiracy I tell yah!.....LOL 

 

And BE WARNED The Stupid Gun, can be used on YOU anytime ie:-

Driving, family parties, job interviews, wage rise requests, airports

(I always, and don't you feel stupid at check-ins ) etc...(Think about it, It Makes SENSE???)

 

When you ask yourself this question.

 

 

 

 

Strictly Forbidden – School Holidays Are Here!

 

There’s an urgent knocking on my door, and my neighbours Three Daughters are standing there all crying and sobbing hysterically.

 

Charlene is holding and sobbing at what looks like a heavy roll of fishing line.

 

On closer inspection it’s revealed that protruding from her index finger is a fishing hook jammed agonisingly, into her hand.

 

OH F**K!

 

How did that happen?

 

We were in Daddy’s shed and knowing that they were

 

STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

 

They’ve decided that they were going to have rummage whilst Mummy’s at work and Daddy’s out.(Gone F**kin Fishing, on Holiday hasn't he.)

 

Oh! The irony......

 

In complete Shock and Terror. 

 

Charlene did not think to ask someone to cut the fishing line. 

 

So, I do that for her.

 

She’s been like this for ages they sobbed.

 

“Charlene!” I say through gritted teeth.

 

I tell them to hang on whilst, I run around trying to find a neighbour who’s a fisherman who can remove the offending article.

 

Aren’t they Angelic! Aren’t they just?

 

(They follow me, because they are ALL still in shock. And looking extremely unwell.)

 

(Hey, i'm with a SHOCK CONVOY!)... LOL, LOL 

 

Do YOU think I can find one!

 

NOPE not one…..

 

Suddenly realising there’s a Fisherman famine….Like Buses, and Police never one, when you need one.

 

Don’t you just love that, when that happens!?

 

So, I ring her mum at work, tell her what’s happened, and knowing the woman faint’s hysterically at the sight of blood or injury, I know that it’s going to be a long day. (Sigh)

 

Spent ages in Casualty waiting with them.

 

Nothing to do with the curious magazines Daddy’s got in the shed then?

 

By the way.  My Dads magazine's were under the spare wheel in his car.  LOL!

 

Sis was just as curious once…LOL Haaaaah!

 

(Guess who ended up as THE.. baby sitter for the duration of Fisherman's Holiday) Yep! MEEH!

When will I EVER learn?.....

Had an altercation with the neighbours the other day, This s**t's be ongoing for nearly two years.  

 

Yep! You've guessed it emergency council tenants who've never paid a deposit.

 

Has dogs and puppies in a FLAT!  Guys park up till 3 - f**king. all night and dayers.

 

Anyway, I am sick to the back teeth of being woken and having to put up with noise till the early hours of the morning.

 

So, confonted them.  This is nearly two solid years of f**king shit from this b**ch.

If I could afford to I'd move now??? can't and would it be any different? NO...

 

I go to smack her bloke in his f**kin face and he holds one of the puppies up as sheild.

possibly hoping that I would hit the dog instead of him

 

I walked away..... Absolutely Disgusted. (teeny bob chavs win again!)

 

The Police turn up and guess what they're from the Jeremy Kyle school of approach to terrorism

and all other such crimes...

You know the types they know who's in the wrong, but just want to chat about it.

Stir it up a bit! Those types of police.

 

And the WPC,  Well I thought she'd been giving Gok Wan's tip's on how to look good naked.

because I must have had the fashion police over instead, it's getting more and more surreal???

 

I'm going to be sending my Neighbour a packet of WALKENS CHRISP's

 

Whilst threatening the person who's called them (police) to stop the situ from escalating

They say they're going to arrest me in my own home.

What??? Because it's easier ......?

 

Well, I said to them.  " You have by the time I count to TEN to get out of My House NOW! or I will take you to court

and have you done for wrongful arrest...."

 

The thing is I'm in my own home, I'm harrassed ...

 

And they wonder why no f**KER respects them.

 

This was Tuesday. Not a Friday Night club fight Fest.

Not enough FUN EH!

 

They didn't even want to come out???

 

They are a F**king Mockery...

 

All they had to say to them chavvies was:-

 

SHUT UP

STOP LYING

BEHAVE YOURSELF

SIT DOWN

 

But no! You've made me look a f**kin c**t and now it's going to escalate.

 

I'm Getting a snake....HEH! HEH HEH (if they can have pet's, then so can I)

 

Never, Ever mix Orange Junior Asprin in to a milk shake

 

I was making a Nesquix milkshake and decided to improvise, as the tin was empty (well kinda ran out)

 

the only problem was

 

I  was only four at the time.......

 

And then, invite your friends over into the Melee!

 

Yes, I did have my stomach pumped,  I'm pretty damned sure that f**kin nurse did it for pure Fun!

 

She asked me just how many pills I'd eated or disolved ( THE WHOLE BOTTLE)????

 

I told them I thought I might just get a headache....LOL 

 

OK!...Yeah Right! nothing to do with the fact

I thought they were sweets and tasted really nice, mini Junkie me!

 

 

Never, been able to eat:-  Jaffa Cakes, Orange Revels, Terrys Chocolate Orange,

Orange chocolate of any kind since NOW or for EVERMORE

 

Does that count as and NDE ( Near Death Experience)  Can I sue my parents in Retro????

 

That's nothing compared to what my Parents would have in store for me... LOL

 

And the

 

 

I also had the Liquers from the top of the wardrobe and passed out into the chocolate box

 

 

That's not me??? I don't remember it being taken???? Who's THAT!!

Oh!!!!Yeah.....Ha....Ha Ha!

 

I was speaking to a close friend of mine who happened to mention,

that she wasn't best pleased with the notes that the doctor had made about her illness.

So I said "Next time you go in there, just ask Dr Oetker where he qualified from,

then, tell him you have (bakey cakey pangs).

 

If he say's NO... I'm a Baker! You can either Sue or Panic..."

 

She said I wasn't helping???......

 

Then, there was another friend of mine who has just recently qualified as a

Hmm, so me, being rather bitchy...

said "I don't think I fancy rubbing stumps for a living?"

 

 

"It's not like that" she yelled.

 

 

 

Ooh!  then just ...as an afterthought...( I realized)

 

Haaah! LOL!

 

That reminds me of the time I went to the Dentist.  He told me I needed a crown,

he said he would have to file away what's left of my tooth.

 

Which incidently, looked perfectly fine to me?? What?? so I asked....

 

(come on it's an old one!) Humour me!!

 

"Will that be the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

 

 

 

Dates of Birth:-presumed (of course)	4,600,000,000 b.c. -900,000,000 b.c.	Hair:	Unknown(of course)
Place of Birth:-	Somewhere before time	Eyes:	Unknown  (of course)
Height:	1' up to 10 miles	Complexion:	Unknown (of course
Weight:	0g - 999,999,999,999cwt	Sex:	Male  (of course)
Build:	Unknown maybe perfect	Race:	Unkown (of course)
Occupation:	Being Godlike	Nationality:	Unknown
Scars and Marks:    Mode of operation:   How it Works:   Dislikes:	His Jebus manifestation has thorn scratches on his head, a scar on his right side and he has a hard time holding M&M's because of the holes in his hands.  Floods, Lightning, Tsunami, Earth Quakes, Hurricanes, Tornado's, Germ's, Plagues, Viruses, Famine and Many, many, many more....    He works with a partner  "Satan" AKA "The devil" and they pull the old switch and bait one. Said not to be very friendly towards people of a Homosexual, Crossdressing, Gender Changing, persuasion.  Women, Men ( basically, anyone who's alive.)
Remarks:	He is the "Godfather" of the following organized crime families; The Catholic Klan, The Protestant Klan, The Jewish Klan, The Muslim Klan and The Klu Klux Klan. Considered to be armed and extremely dangerous see above; weapons of choice REPORTS SEEM TO INDICATE THAT HE MAY BE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN AFGANISTAN AND THE OZONE LAYER BUT APPARENTLY "HE"CAN BE FOUND   EVERYWHERE AND ALL AROUND???

I'm feeling quite childish at the moment, you wouldn't have guessed!!!LOL

 

Well the reason I'm feeling mischievious at the moment is be cause I'VE Been watching BB9 uk

 

Got my neighbour saying

that's geordie for ppl in other parts of the world

(luxury bedroom for those who don't know)???LOL

who aren't fortunate or unfortunate, enough to witness the EVENT

 

There's this Guy called Mario who has spent the last week trying to explain to people

in the house

"houzemayte's" (that's geordie too) LOL

That Mikey's blindness is a disability.  He's not exactly swinging the led LOL,LOL

HE'S Blind, and although he asking to be treated as an equal.  HE'S BLIND.

He can't exactly get a job in a Super Store, or as a driving instructor, sometime soon?

But they don't get it? They should be bindfolded for 2 days (for the experience) LOL

For goodness sake somebody tell em! LOL PLEEEESE, Tell em!

I've learn't a new word too! "HIRARIOUS" - "Cooookies" Oh my! LOL, LOL

 

Oh yeah! "Bacofoil Alex" has had a baby... "whoopdie f**Kin  doo"

 

that's "bun in the oven" for those who don't get...LOL 

Tough love? it was abuse darling..... cuz YOU is a bully! LOL, LOL